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Thu Nov 5, 2009, 1:43 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Freaky Friday
  • Reading: IMs
  • Watching: Freaky Friday
  • Playing: Wii FIT PLUS!!
  • Eating: Popcorn
  • Drinking: Lemondaid
1. Do you snore?
Not that i know of

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I'm defiantly a lover

3. What’s your worst fear?
having all my loved ones die, drowning

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
not really but i had some

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It's pretty cool...i suppose

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Totally!

7. Were you a cute baby?
Most defiantly!

8. Is the single life for you?
psh! no!

9. What colour is your keyboard?
black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
sometimes

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
no but i want to

12. Any secret talents?
um...maybe

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
um...stuff

14. Can you swim?
Totally

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
what is that?

17. Do you care about the ozone?
sorta

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
1...2...3..OMNOMNOM

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
not really lol

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Totally!

21. Are you a single child?
nope! 2 sisters

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electronic

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
idk...

24. Is marriage in your future?
maybe! at some point ya

25. Do you like your handwriting?
hah! no

26. What are you allergic to?
I guess sort of cats. but nothing really

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I believe it was to Nati and Nikki today

28. Is Tupac still alive?
...who?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
psshhh no!

30. How do you like your eggs?
I hate eggs!

31. Are blonds dumb?
nah

32. Where does the other sock end up?
idk

33. What time is it?
3:57 PM

34. Do you have a nickname?
Logi, Tink, Tinker Bell, Calada

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
not totally

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
about 2 hours ago

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
showers

38. Is Santa Claus real?
sure he is! :D

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
I've never had my neck kissed

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
a little

41. What are you addicted to?
TV, Computer, writing and drawing

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
um...either

43. Can you crack your neck?
sometimes

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
...i havent yet...

46. Is drug free the way to be?
totally!

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Sort of. sometimes

48. What color are your eyes?
it's like ringed three colors, green, blue and brown.

50. Do you like your life?
for the most part

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
ice cream?

52. Are you psychic
HAH! not really!

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
nope

54. Do you play any instruments?
like....very very little piano

55. Have you ever stolen money?
no lol

56. Can you snowboard?
no but i want to

57. Do you like camping?
ive never done real camping

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
sometimes!

59. Do you believe in magic?
Totally!!

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Totally!

61. You believe in divorce?
NO!!! NO NO NO!!!!

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
sort of lol

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
well...idk

64. Is it cold outside today?
a little thank God.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
popcorn

66. Do you wear nail polish?
not really lol

67. Have you ever been kissed?
nope...not yet

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
APPLIANCE DIRECT!

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
no but i want to

70. Favorite song at the moment?
I don't really have one. i have lots

71. Do you like your job?
i don't have one! ^^;

72. Do you like your classes in school?
yeah!

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
um...medium rare

74. Do you like these surveys.
yup!

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
yeah...but i don't feel like it

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
to meet his friend the turkey!



Another one!!

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Logan
A unisex name, generally male however, of Scottish origin. It means "little hollow."
Generally a man of great character, possessed of a fabulous sexual magnitism. Courageous, your quintessential knight-in-shining armor type.
wow...great

2.) Your age?
14
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be f***ed.
wow...that's just great

3.) One of your friends?
Nikki
Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
wow...awesome lol

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework
(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
HAH! AMEN!

5.) Favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
...what?

6.) Birthplace?
Florida
The godforsaken Sunshine State renowned for weather and beaches. Florida is noteworthy for having no discernible season changes. Well-known for its subpar education system, Florida is home to Florida State University, a party school known for its football team and its acceptance of anyone who has a pulse and can spell his or her own name correctly. The population here is an amalgam of inhabitants from elsewhere; if you wish to find a retired New Yorker, go to any one of Boca Raton's 5,000 retirement communities; if you want to find a Latino/Hispanic/person whose first language is Spanish, turn around. Florida is a geographic anomaly in that the farther north you travel, the more Southern it seems (and sounds like), and the farther south you go, the more it seems like Cuba (as evidenced by the Little Havana area of Miami). Still, Florida, as a whole, is without an easily recognizable dialect. All place names here are either of Spanish (Punta Gorda, Boca Ciega) or Native American (Tallahassee, Econolockhatchee River) origin, or contain the word "orange" in them. Florida decor has inexplicably come to mean "a seafoam green and pink couch with a watercolor pelican painting." Floridians are not known for good taste; also missing are driving skills, especially in the frequent rain, and voting know-how.

7.) Month of birth?
April
the month were the sexiest bitches are born
wow thanks

8.) Last person you talked to?
Brynn
A name meaning "raven-haired beauty" originating from Wales, Scotland, and Ireland.
wow...I am jealous of my little sister!

9.) One of your nicknames?
Tinker Bell
1) usually a blonde boy that is incredibly horny.

2) a horny blonde boy wanting sex from you.
wow...just peachy...

lol

Guilty or Innocent

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 12:23 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Rescue...by someone
  • Reading: Broadway Bound
  • Watching: Barbie and the nutcracker...maybe
  • Playing: Wii FIT PLUS!!
  • Eating: Those little things filled with chocolate!
  • Drinking: tea...heh...i wish...
RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal , delete my answers, type in your answers.


Kissed one of your DA friends?(threw DA?)
-Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?
-Innocent

Ever told a lie?
-Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
-Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
-Guilty

Kissed a picture?
-Guilty

Slept in until 5 PM?
-Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school?
-Innocent

Held a snake?
-Guilty

Been suspended from school?
-Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
-Innocent

Been fired from a job?
-Innocent

Done something you regret?
-Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
-Innocent

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
-Guilty

Kissed in the rain?
-Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
-Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent

Sang in the shower?
-Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
-Innocent

Shaved your head?
-Innocent

Slept naked?
-Guilty...

Had a boxing membership?
-Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
-Innocent

Donated Blood?
-Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
-Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
-Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
-Guilty

Have/had a tattoo?
-Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
-Guilty

Been too honest?
-Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
-Innocent...

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
-Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list?
-Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
-Guilty

Joined a pageant?
-Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
-Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex?
-Guilty

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
-Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
-Innocent?

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
-Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
-Innocent

Thought about suicide
-Guilty

Thought about murder?
-Innocent

How bout mass murder?
-Innocent

Tried illegal drugs and the like?
-Innocent

Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
-Innocent

Stalked someone?
-Innocent

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
-Innocent

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
-Innocent...

In love?
-Innocent

YOUR TURN! :D

Countries (I'm a Polandian)

Tue Oct 27, 2009, 6:07 PM
  • Mood: Compassion
  • Listening to: Desolation Row by My Chemical Romance!!
  • Reading: lots
  • Watching: something
  • Playing: Wii FIT PLUS!!
  • Eating: ROLL!!
  • Drinking: tea...heh...i wish...
North Italy

[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[X] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[X] You're very happy-go-lucky
[X] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[X] You're a good artist
[X] You can be clumsy at times
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10)

Germany

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
[X] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard
[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[X] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[X] You've had issues with money once or twice.

(3/10)

Japan

[ ] You're very mature.
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[X] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people

(1/10)

The United States of America

[X] You love hamburgers
[X] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[X] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[X] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses

(4/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland

[X] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[X] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[X] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(3/10)

France

[ ] You're very affectionate
[X] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[X] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[X] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[X] You're very proud of yourself
[X] You love culture and the arts
[X] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(6/10)

Russia

[ ] You had a very sad childhood
[X] You're very tall
[X] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[X] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[X] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10)

China

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[X] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[X] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[X] You're good at drawing
[X] You like sweets

(4/10)

Austria

[X] You are very well-raised
[X] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[X] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[X] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[X] You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ] You wear glasses

(5/10)

Canada

[ ] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[X] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(1/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[X] You like hot weather
[ ] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside.
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edge ways

(2/10)

Hungary

[ ] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[X] You're very reliable
[X] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[X] You're very faithful
[X] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[X] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10)

Lithuania

[X] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[X] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier

(2/10)

Poland

[X] You're very flamboyant
[X] You're quite hyperactive
[X] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[X] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[X] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[X] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[X] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(7/10)

I'M A POLANDIAN!!

wow

Fri Oct 2, 2009, 7:06 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Silence
  • Reading: Max/Death Note/Sea of Monsters
  • Watching: A Knights Tale
  • Playing: get off fast game
  • Eating: Slim cow sammich!
  • Drinking: siera mist...sorta
oh man! it's been a LONG! time since i last been on here!

1. Fill up the blanks with your OCs, or favorite characters/ Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

1) Pangoria
2) Jezebel
3) Fauna
4) Legolas
5) Draco
6) Link
7) Yuki
8) Akito
9) Jonathan Crane
10) Dark Link

1. What if 7(Yuki) and 4(Legolas) kissed?
I would be very upset. and they never would!

2.Where would 2(Jezebel) bury a treasure?
idk...she's a pirate so...on a hidden island or something? lol

3. 6(Link) and 10(Dark Link) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
defiantly Dark. It's all his fault of course! lol

4. 1(Pangoria) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5(Draco). Do they help 1(Pangoria)?
ha ha ha! no!

5. Who is stronger? 6(Link) or 8(Akito)?
Link! cause poor Akito is so weak!

6. Who is 3's(Fauna) secret love?
um...now that all depends on which story thing we're talking about. Percy Jackson series is Grover. but Narnia is Peter

7. Can 8(Akito) juggle?
HA HA HA!! that's funny!

8. 1(Pangoria) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
I don't know. i think since she already has Legolas. and maybesomeone else from my story

9. What is 7(Yuki)'s biggest fear?
I believe it's either Akito or...being confined

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7(Yuki), 2(Jezebel), and 10(Dark Link) stop it?
ppssh! yeah! some how i bet they could! :D

11. Is 9(Jonathan Crane) single?
yeah!

13. Does 1(Pangoria) wish this TAG was over?
TAG? don't you mean quiz? I don't know

14. 8(Akito) and 7(Yuki) are dancing to the waltz. 2(Jezebel) comes in and sees them dancing. 2(Jezebel)'s reaction?
Jezebel: wow...never saw that coming in a million years...HA HA HA HA HA!

15. 9(Jonathan Crane) and 5(Draco) go to the movies. What movie do they see?
idk...maybe a horror movie or something

16. You are attacked by 1(Pangoria) 3(Fauna), and 9(Jonathan Crane). Can you survive?
HAH! No!! well....it all depends

17. What is 4(Legolas)'s favorite color?
um...green? lol

18.Can 7(Yuki) sing?
I bet he could! :D

19. A vampire bites 2(Jezebel). 4(Legolas) sees this, what do they do?
um...probably nothing! lol

20. All the OC's get into a battle Royal. Who will win?
uuuummm....Draco! he'd just Avada Cadavra them all! :D


next quiz!

Are you going to answer honestly?
sure

The last thing you ate:
Skinny cow ice cream sammich! :D

The last place you drove to:
um...Capoeira maybe...

How much money have you spent today?
nothing

Are you in a relationship?
no...

Have you ever lied to get out of a date?
I've never been asked on one

Have you ever been pushed in the pool with your clothes on?
hah! not yet

Were you mad? Or would you be mad?
nah! I would laugh

What does the 10th text in your inbox say?
I don't feel like looking

Is there anyone that knows absolutely everything about you?
only God!

Hug or kiss?
um...i've never been kissed so i'll say hugged

Is there something you need to tell someone, but are afraid to?
yes...many people many things

Have you ever cheated on a test? If so, how?
i wouldn't say i cheated but i've just peeked

Who would you want with you if someone broke into your house at night?
um...my capoeira friends!

Would you rather have a new house or a new car?
um...Car

Have you ever seriously considered suicide?
oh! no! never!!

Has anyone close to you ever died?
not really

Would you want to know the date of your death?
maybe...

Who is the first person you would go to if you needed help?
um...i don't know

Does it make you uncomfortable when other people cry?
no! it makes me feel sad and i want to help!!

How's your home life?
kinda...isolated. i don't really come out of my room much

How do your grades at school look? What classes are you taking?
They're all pretty good except 2.

Are there any songs that make you cry?
oh yes

If your friend had cancer and lost their hair, would you shave your head?
um...i don't think so

Have you ever been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant?
OH GOD! NO!!

What is the last dream you remember having?
idk...I think I met Tom Felton...

Isn't sushi the BEST stuff EVER?
no...

Have you ever had any eating disorders?
i don't think so..

How about mental problems? (the diagnosable kind...)
hah! yes and no! lol

Have you ever been abused?
no!

Were you sad when Michael Jackson died?
I wasn't crying

Would you be completely lost if the last person you texted died?
I don't remember who it was but probably

How many cousins do you have?
um...about...5 maybe

Are you allergic to anything?
sorta cats but nothing really

Do you remember who you liked four years ago?
um...i think it was Orlando Bloom...and i think this kid who came me a valentine lol

What is the background picture on your cell phone?
um...me infront of a JB poster

How often do you get mail? (the old-fashioned, mailbox kind)
like...not really much personal mail

Are you better at Math or English?
well...I'm getting more than an A in Math but i hate it.

Are you a safe driver?
idk but i bet i will be!

If someone liked you right now, would you want to know?
Oh yes!

Salad and a water or a cheeseburger and a milkshake?
CHEESEBURGER AND MILKSHAKE MAN!!

Do you need to lose weight?
i don't need too but i want to

Does good grammar make you happy?
i don't really care

Most visited website?
Facebook totally!

Do you have a Twitter account? If so, do you like it?
yes! I love it!

How many hours do you sleep at night?
mostly just like...a couple hours...

Do you have any bad habits?
biting my lip when i do capoeira

What's the first thing you do in the morning?
um...stretch...

Work at Wal-Mart or work at McDonald's?
McDonalds! :D

Would you babysit five kids one Saturday for $100?
totally!

Would you be a good babysitter?
I think so!

Do you like big dogs or small dogs better?
Small

Can you tell me something in another language?
um...not at the moment...im kinda...brain dead

Has anyone ever called you perfect?
hah! no!

Beautiful?
I think so

Sexy?
psh! no!

Has anyone ever said they wanted to spend the rest of their life with you?
no i don't think so...maybe Harmony

If I chucked a jellybean at your head right now, would you eat it?
sure! im in my room so my floors clean

Have you ever failed a class?
nope! never!

If your M&Ms suddenly started talking, would you still eat them?
maybe

When's the last time you cried?
maybe today but idk

Do you change the channel when commercials come on?
no! it really depends on the commercial

What's the strangest compliment you've ever been given?
...idk

Describe your favorite teacher:
um...idk

Can you say "she sells seashells by the seashore" five times fast?
probably

What's your favorite color?
PUUUUURPLLLLLLE

Who is your craziest friend?
Harmony! hands down!

Would you rather be a doctor or a lawyer?
um...Lawyer

Do you flush dead fish down the toilet?
yup. lol

Tell me how you got one of your scars:
um...tripped on the stairs during rehearsals for OUAM and scabbed my arm. i can see it sometimes

Fall or jump?
JUMP!!!

the end! took forever!!

NO MEANS NO!

Wed Apr 8, 2009, 8:05 AM
Guy: "Can we have sex now?"

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.


5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.


The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."


The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......


Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No means no!"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as 'I'll kill any idiot who does this to my girl, or any girl"

Logan's side note:

If any guy out there tries to pull that crap on me I'll beat you up! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT DANG IT!
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I'm an idiot! LOL

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